Leaping lizards, Rooster is the sweetest bastard ever!
Every time Dean says “I’m fine.”
New drinking game: Everytime Dean says “I’m Fine,” drink.
Dean’s already playing that drinking game.HOW DARE YOU
Don’t worry. There’s some in the queue. Maybe this one can hold you over until they post.
Tumblr is a perfect example of how true the above is.
do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system
*sobs onto a five paragraph essay that was practically pre-dictated by the teacher and resembles every essay I’ve written for ten years*
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
I love you
so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time.